New steering rack is in, and it wasn't that bad. The official shop manual has you do a TON of things that are completely unnecessary, so here's the easy way:
Removal:
1. Secure the steering wheel so it can't accidentally get rotated much (I just used the seat belt for this).
2. Jack up car and remove front wheels.
3. Disconnect tie rod ends (just take off the cotter pins and bolts and give the top of each a whack with a hefty hammer)
4. Unbolt the steering rack (two large bolts you can reach from the wheel wells - turn the bolt on the top, not the nut on the bottom)
5. Unbolt the 12mm bolt to disconnect the steering shaft under the boot inside the car. The shaft kind of compresses like a strut so you can just push it in and out of the way once its unbolted.
6. Disconnect the short steering shaft piece from the steering shaft boot (outside the car this time) and pull that short piece out through the inside of the car. Remove the boot from underneath.
7. Push the steering rack out of the way slightly enough to have a straight shot at the rear motor mount bolt from the drivers side wheel well, and take it out. You'll need a few extensions to reach it with a ratchet.
8. Unbolt the rear motor mount bracket from below the car (2 nuts, 2 bolts).
9. Push the rear motor mount bracket up an inch or so (no need to jack up the engine or transmission, it just slides past without the center bolt) and pull the whole rack out through the drivers side wheel well.
Installation:
1. Center your new steering rack and put your tie rods ends on (just eyeball tie rod end position on each end based on the old rack; you'll need an alignment no matter what)
2. Lift up the motor mount bracket again and slide the whole rack in (with tie rods) through the passenger side wheel well.
3. Torque down the motor mount bracket (70 ft/lbs on all four bolts; medium thread locker recommended)
4. Slide in and torque down the motor mount center bolt (70 ft/lbs; medium thread locker recommended)
5. Position and torque down the steering rack mounting bolts (102 ft/lbs each; medium thread locker recommended)
6. Put the steering shaft boot in place and connect the short steering shaft to the steering rack (26 ft/lbs, no thread locker)
7. Put the wheels on dead straight and lower the car to keep them in place.
8. Straighten up the steering wheel and reconnect the steering column to the shaft (26 ft/lbs, no thread locker)
9. Get an alignment
10. (Optional but highly recommended) Perform a steering zero point calibration (TIS doc ID# RM00000275300NX). This requires no special tools for the "manual" method (have to use a paperclip to short some pins, turn the wheel different ways, etc.) but there's an easier automated method if you have the techstream software and a compatible cable.
After having done it once, I think I could probably do this is under an hour now with hand tools. The official way requires taking apart **** near everything on the front of the car, and would be an absolute unnecessary nightmare...