[Geezer]

I've named some of them. The xB is The Silver Brick. The previous ride, a Shoreline Mist Honda Element was The Elephant. I've had more than one vehicle that was called YOU**@#MISERABLE*@!!POS!

 

[Geezer]

...And my wife's Ford Wagon is "The Mother Ship" ha ha...

You're bringing back memories. Once owned a '73 Ford Country Squire that was known as "The Queen Mary". Paid $700 for it in 1980, cleaned it up, put a new set of tires on it, drove it for four years. It was a great ride, and in those days 10 mpg was affordable. You could get a 4 x 8 sheet of plywood in the back with the seats down (or two chaise lounge cushions for the double feature at the drive-in). Sold it with 180K miles on it to a Ventura County lifeguard who wanted it to haul his longboards.